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Kenneth Earl Graves, age 79 of Ingram, TX passed away on June, 28th 2020. He is survived by a beautiful and loving wife, two incredible sisters, three boys that he taught to be men and more grandkids, friends and admirers than you can shake a stick at. \r\n\r\nTo gain a full understanding of Kenneths personality, you need to understand the philosophy behind his expressions. \r\n\r\n- If you had a dramatic flair about you, he might consider you crazier n out house rat or possibly hog wild and pig crazy. \r\n- If something was devoid of moisture, it might be drier n powder house fart.\r\n- If something worked well, it most likely ran like a Cadillac or possibly a spotted monkey.\r\n- If something was fast, it might have come through here at Mach 1 with its hair on fire.\r\n- If something was urgent, it might need to be done rat now and I dont mean one of those mousey kind of rats.\r\n- If something or someone was slow to move, it might be off like a heard of turtles.\r\n- And if something was perplexing, the appropriate response might be well, horse sh** and pineapple juice.\r\n\r\nWhile Kenneth was always cracking jokes and keeping things light, there were things he couldnt be more serious about; loving his wife deeply and without question, taking care of his family and friends regardless of physical or financial strain, working hard every single day, helping anyone in need, solving a problem no matter what, raising his sons to be independent and most importantly, the unequivocal fact that his cell phone had a personal vendetta against him.\r\n\r\nKenneth loved blue cheese dressing, two-day old coffee, hamburger steak smothered in onions, fishing, hunting, his workshop, drinking coffee on the back porch at 4am, telling stories over and over and over and his Savior, the Lord.\r\n\r\nKenneth will be missed in a way that cant be described by words, but his impact on this little corner of the world will never be forgotten.